ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum’s wife sends him to the grocery store which, because of his location in a pricey subdivision, is a good distance away, and then, when he gets there, he can’t remember the one thing she told him to DEFINITELY get and he left the house in a hurry and thus does not have his cell phone with him so he tries to find a nearby pay phone but — HA! — those don’t really exist anymore and therefore he has to return home without the requested item in order to find out what it is and then come all the back to the grocery store which, I might remind you, is quite some distance away, in order to purchase it.

And when he gets there….the item is discontinued.

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