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stopdroptroll: There’s some really creepy Disney vitamin commercial…the parents are way too excited. MOM: LOOK! THERE’S ARIEL! AND TIANA! GIRL: IT HAS !! VITAMINS AND MINERALS ASKDFF!! DAD: LOOK! IT HAS -CHARACTER MARKETED TO BOYS-!! BOY: AND NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS HOT DAMN LET’S GET ON THIS SHIT! Oh gosh that sound horrible.
Inappropriate Conversation with my 11 year old.
*Looking at a pic of Henry Cavill in the Superman suit*
Her: That bulge is distracting.
Me: Well, that's to be expected, him being Superman and all.
Her: Is Clark Kent supposed to be hot?
Me: I think he's supposed to be handsome, but I didn't think he was hot. I always thought Clark Kent was a bit of a dork.
Her: He's hot now though.
Me: Oh yeah.
"Helping" the 13 year old fill out his forms for...
Me: Looks like everything is filled out. Why do they need to know your Race?
Him: I don't know.
Me: Dude, I'll give you a dollar if you write "Jedi".
Me: Easy money.
Him: *shakes head*
Me: Better yet....Time Lord!!
Him: Oh my God Mom! NO!
Me: PIRATE!!! Dude, put down pirate!!
Me: Superhero!!! Write down "I'm Batman!!!"
Him: I'll just wait for Dad to get home.
Ah, Mr. Collins—you exist for us to deride, disdain, and demoralize, don’t you?...– It has been done! The above is my discussion post analysis of Mr. Collins and the Forever Alone Guy. Now with more nerd, less nerdception. (via insert-awesome-title-here) This is brilliant!
Just imagine if AB decided to sit us all down and...
Us: *calmly and silently exchanging looks amongst each other then turning to Alan in unison*
Alan: I'm scared
Us: WE DEMAND SKARSPORN. LOTS OF IT.
Alan: You don't want anything else? I mean, the other writers and I had this really cool idea for Bil-
Us: UNLESS IT INVOLVES A STAKE OR A ONE-WAY TICKET TO PERU, WE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.
Alan: Okay, I'll save that for later, um we have an interesting idea for a new major female character in the works, and-
Us: DOES SHE FUCK ERIC?
Alan: Well, no, but...
Alan: I'm sensing a common theme here...
Us: Are you now.
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser) I would have loved to see the reaction from all the male senators when she added that on.
In order to get your driver’s license, you should...
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